Meet Mergull the Majestic Poop Bird!
Mergull's are some of the least known majestic creatures. They can be found clumsily swimming around your boat begging for scraps of bread or swooping down from the sky to snatch your french fries. However, don't be fooled in thinking Mergull's only sit around and eat all day; they are also highly talented poopers. They are so good at pooping that they might even poop on you. Don't be alarmed; it is widely known amongst majestic creatures that Mergull poop is the most sacred poop. It is known to bestow good luck and fortune on whoever it plops on. So next time you see a Mergull flapping about, you better hope it poops on you ;)
Hand crocheted with soft, cotton yarn.